13. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. I dont like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Some people don't want you to mention certain things. But he can't say, "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony, don't you?". Everywhere you go now, there's some dick, some yo-yo, some putz with a camcorder, and he is going to tapeEVERYTHING! OK? Share your thoughts in the comments below! That's all we've ever had in this country, is a bill of temporary privileges. George Carlin was an outspoken comic, known for his brash sense of humor, foul language and controversial views on politics, religion and other sensitive subjects. BAD WORDS." Kevin Winter/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images, Seth Meyers White House Correspondents' Dinner Speech, Dan Quayle Funny Quotes and Misstatements, The Funniest Political Quotes of All Time, France Jokes and Funny Quotes About France, Bidenisms: Funniest Joe Biden Quotes and Gaffes, Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're f**ked." "Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run things. As we saw from my piece on Louis C.K. They say rather than cursing the darkness, one should light a candle. 26. He was a true outspoken man that we can emulate in many ways. It's ridiculous! And don't let me be hit by a flying turd. 45. He'd say, "I'm goin' upstairs and fuck your grandmother." We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We havent tried that for a while. Its never going to get any better. Some people think if you mention some things they might happen. They own, and control the corporations. Help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a Ferrari dealership. Apparently, were not ready for that! George Carlin, 72.
